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[Gossen Ruda]

Av Grey bland annat. Ni har väl hört om denna trilogi av böcker. Skulle vara så häftigt med en massa sexskildringar. Jag blev nyfiken och inhandlade den första boken. Troligen hamnar den i värmepannan så småningom utan att ha blivit genomläst. Jag har lyckats traggla mig igenom 4 kapitel, ungeför 50 sidor. En av de sämsta böcker jag läst, tankar från en överspänd pubertetspinuppa ungefär och kryddad med lite svordomar. Jag har bläddrat fram till några samlagsskildringar men att läsa där är lika upphetsande som en riksdagsdebatt. Undrar om man måste vara kvinna för att uppskatta boken eller vad?

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!!

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