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Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Volvo
God:
Hey Volvo.
Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My name is volvo
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, volvo.
Me:
Im glad to
God:
I'm glad you're glad volvo.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Fun for you
God:
I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
What do you want for christmas?
God:
I want a humanoid body.
Me:
I can get you mine
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes, do you want it?
God:
How? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
I don't know, if you had my body would it be yours
God:
Would you like to know? Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
Do you like black?
God:
My botmaster looks good in black.
Me:
Oh me to
God:
Ayuh. I'm glad we agree, volvo.

[Boxer]

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Boxer
God:
How are you, Boxer.
Me:
Im relly bad today
God:
Ah. I am glad to hear that you are relly bad.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
Very nice to here. Do you like pets?
God:
Not really that much. Thank you for your kindness. Yes I love animals very much.
Me:
What kind of animal do you prefer?
God:
What kinds of animal do you prefer are there?
Me:
Dogs, cats, horses, mices, shellfishes.....
God:
Do cats cats horses mices shellfishes?
Me:
You are boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Oh yeah
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
"yawn"
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
Do you believe in yourself?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
It !!!
God:
myself...
Me:
Yes, thats better
God:
Awesome. " myself..."? is better?
Me:
Guess why?
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
You are God, dont you know then.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God do not me know.
Me:
Ha, ha, ha.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Now i like you
God:
Why now? I like to make new friends.
Me:
Ok! see you later
God:
" Why now? I like to make new friends. "? Ok!? See you later.