A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married. His Dad replied: I don't know son, I'm still paying.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
(en odlaiot skickade mig dessa (och några till) -undar just varför......

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